Rub Rub, Rubber Rubber Ronnie

 

 

Who slapped Jean and who slapped Johnny?

Who slapped Dave and who slapped Donny?

She goes out on a friday night

With a short black skirt it's way too tight

When she bends down Man! What a sight

Up jumped Ronnie with his rubber pipe

 

 

Rub Rub Rub Rubber Rubber

Rub Rub Rub Rubber Rubber

 

 

She was strict and so uptight

Never stayed out on a friday night

She was fit and squeeky clean

Now she's a Go-Go Dancing Queen

She bends down Man! What a sight

Up jumps Ronnie with his rubber pipe

 

 

 

Leather bound and tightly clad

Naughty girls have all been bad

Now they're on their hands and knees

He will teach them not to tease

When she bends down Man! What a sight

Up jumps Ronnie with his rubber pipe

 

 

Rub Rub Rub Rubber Rub Rub Rub

Rub Rub Rub Rubber Rub Rub Rub

Uhu hu hu, Rub Rub, Rubber Rubber Ronnie